WACKY NEWS THREAD

[Drog]

Dear Amo....... Can you help me? I'm a man and I'd like part of me to be trapped in quite a few women's bodies on a regular basis..... Is there something wrong with me? Am I mentally ill?

 

[Pinkrover]

Dear Amo....... Can you help me? I'm a man and I'd like part of me to be trapped in quite a few women's bodies on a regular basis..... Is there something wrong with me? Am I mentally ill?

Hahahaha

 

[ABBEY]

Buy them a donkey
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...n-treated-rabies-10999810?ICID=FB_mirror_main

 

[chor808]

Buy them a donkey
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...n-treated-rabies-10999810?ICID=FB_mirror_main

Whacky news thread, what a strange world.

 

[Drog]

Buy them a donkey
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...n-treated-rabies-10999810?ICID=FB_mirror_main

Odd story and I doubt a seven year old could rape anything tbh but for those that did rape it then in order to prevent them spreading the disease shouldn't they suffer the same fate as the donkey?

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40995835

Robots that can kill without human intervention.

No, it's not the latest Terminator remake, it's just around the corner.
If (when) that technology gets into the wrong hands it will bring a whole new meaning to Robot Wars.
Scary if true.

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

Funniest one-liners from the Edinburgh Fringe. A few good ones in here

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40999000

 

[Alan]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith. - When I took him home he made a bolt for the door.

Saw a cake in a shop window priced at £50. - The baker said "It's Madeira cake".

What do you call a line of dolls. - A Barbie queue.

I'll get me coat!

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

Attention to detail somewhat lacking at Asda

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-41010998

 

[chor808]

Maybe posted before however there seem to be getting very life like.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...brothel-buys-SECOND-sex-doll-high-demand.html

Not joking but could these be 'deployed' to lower birth rates over the globe?

 

[blueandwhitehalves]

Maybe posted before however there seem to be getting very life like.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...brothel-buys-SECOND-sex-doll-high-demand.html

Not joking but could these be 'deployed' to lower birth rates over the globe?

I think the people interested in buying those wouldn't generally be having kids anyway!

 

[ABBEY]

Maybe posted before however there seem to be getting very life like.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...brothel-buys-SECOND-sex-doll-high-demand.html

Not joking but could these be 'deployed' to lower birth rates over the globe?

probably more human and better personality than my first ex wife

 

[ABBEY]

http://www.ndtv.com/world-news/saudi-man-divorces-wife-for-walking-ahead-despite-warnings-1740218
backward beings

 

[Drog]

Not sure that we should judge this so hastily. Maybe if they actually see their future wives before they married em it might make a difference. Much like East is East which we see as comedy but maybe some muslim boys and girls see a lot less humour in it that we do.

 

[ABBEY]

oh I don't know I saw my two exes beforehand and look where it got me

 

[yoda]

oh I don't know I saw my two exes beforehand and look where it got me

Maybe you were looking at the wrong assets

 

[Majiball]

Well done to the fire brigade on saving the little piggies form the burning barn....

 

[Drog]

oh I don't know I saw my two exes beforehand and look where it got me

Beer goggles?

 

[chor808]

More on robosex

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4819468/Does-sex-ROBOT-count-cheating.html