A vicar has been fined and
placed on the sex offenders'
register
"for romping with a
Henry Hoover", reports The
Sun. John Jeffs, 74, was
caught "thrusting"
" into the
vacuum cleaner's nozzle,
naked except for a pair of
stockings, by a shocked
churchgoer who walked into
his office at the The Baptist
Centre in Middleton Cheney
in Northamptonshire. Jeffs
saw the witness, but carried
on, later telling police he did
it because he felt
"naughty".
He was found guilty of
indecent exposure at
Northampton Magistrates'.
"Bible in one hand print int tother ". Is an ages old saying to describe the clergy isn't it?