The Royal Engagement

[OnlyOneTugay]

Classy...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44197388

Not got a problem with this if those who sell the goody bags give the money to charity.

 

[Drog]

Irony eh OOT?

I presume you mean the 0.00001% who might just be public spirited enough to consider doing that?

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Princess Beatrice and her fiancé Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi's are set to exchange vows in 2020 in the highly anticipated next big royal wedding.

May I suggest that we celebrate this long awaited Royal moment in style, what about a ‘roversfans.com salutes our Princess Beatrice’ mugs?

Sadly ‘Jim’ will probably not be on this MB to try and poo poo the happy day, a day that will bring in millions of £££’s in tourism.

 

[Drog]

Minor royals. Who cares? I wouldn't recognise them if they were sat on my stool in the local.

 

[Drog]

It's being mooted that harry and that American woman are planning to become the next posh and becks and add to his already considerable fortune by becoming billionaires. Not from my pocket they won't!
But... how is that going to allow them privacy? Quite the opposite will happen but never mind just keep raking the dosh in!

I forecast the royal family will soon only contain those in line to the throne down to about half a dozen......


..... oh and the side effect is that Victoria Beckham will be apoplectic with rage!

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

I have just seen the breaking news that Princess Eugenics is pregnant.

We missed out on a Royal Wedding knees-up, perhaps they will live stream the birth on Netflix? Andy ‘n Megs should have some influence and maybe could negotiate a higher price for close up footage.

 

[Drog]

Netflix must be kicking themselves that they weren't there at the conception!

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Netflix must be kicking themselves that they weren't there at the conception!

If they were it would not warrant enough for a documentary, probably a swift 2 minute advert for Vaseline.

 

[Drog]

Oi! Don't judge everyone by your standards BB!

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Oi! Don't judge everyone by your standards BB!

oh, you are awfull

 

[davebirch]

I was just saying to the Mrs that that was a bit premature"

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

MODS - can we have a poll please on which hat she should wear for the birth?





Or could we approach her with a roversfans.com hat sponsorship deal?

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

Good idea - a blue and white bobble hat

 

[Old Darwen Blue]

Birdys flat cap.

 

[Barmitzvah Boy]

Birdys flat cap.

 

[Drog]

This little bugger needs to learn how to keep his bloody gob shut on matters that no longer concern him. The Palace should remove his title immediately. That witch has been nothing but trouble and someone needs to tell Harry that if he wasn't who he is then no way would he be sharing her bed.
Prince Harry voiced ‘concerns’ over motives of Saudi donor to Charles’s foundation (msn.com)