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I thought I would do this preview a little earlier than normal with the aim of getting you into the mood for our short trip over the Pennines to Yorkshire. The kick-off is 12:30 which, in my opinion, is a dreadful disregard to Remembrance Sunday and the many of us who wish to show our respects to all of those who gave their lives for those brave people of this country. Shame on you Sky Sports 
I just hope that an 12:30 kick off will give time for us to pass through passport control.
In a change from tradition I have unilaterally decided that this preview will contain the very best of what our opposition has to offer. It will ‘paint’ the inhabitants of West Yorkshire and their fanatical supporters in a fair light. No nay never just a fair light……it will showcase the very best that Burnley has to offer.
First up we have Samuel Dingle, a well known local personality who is part of the advance guard of Burnley fans awaiting the arrival of their friends from Blackburn, Lancashire. Below is pictured Samuel waiting behind a wall to get first sight of the Rovers team coach so he can wave a welcome to JDT and the boys. The actual photograph was taken only last month as he was waiting for school play time - the image will be used as evidence in his up and coming County Court prosecution for loitering.
‘Uncle’ Sam Dingle Waiting With Sweets For The Rovers Team Coach Arrival
‘Uncle’ Sam Practises His Welcome Wave To Schoolgirls And Rovers Fans:
I often try and include a famous fan from our opposition benches. This time it is the the politician and author of fictional reports the Rt Honourable Alastair Campbell. Mr Campbell has spent a lot of time looking after his body after years of over indulging at Labour Party shindigs; he is into marathons, yoga and has recently had facial cosmetic surgery in Turkey.
Burnley Royalty - The Rt Hon Alistair Campbell
Burnley of course have new management and they have replaced Shane Dyke with Vincent Kompany, formerly of Man City. Vincent is making a good start with our nice neighbours and he is rapidly making a name for himself with the local ladies.
Vincent Kompany, The Present ‘Lord of the Turd’:
Vincent was asked if he wished to visit Burnley Miners Club to sample the local Benni n Hot and to meet some of the local girls.
Pippa Is Ecstatic At Vincents Entry
Vincent did not stay long at Burnley Miners. Even he was upset at the attitude of the local Yorkshire lasses who opened up a conversation with “May I have your autograph on my arse please, a quick shag in the changing room and I will promise to give you a good gumming”.
Beryl From Burnley Offers To Give Vincent A Gumming Good Time:
A warm welcome awaits the boys from Blackburn. I have been looking through the archives and have found an image of the welcoming party from the Burnley Suicide Squad the last time Rovers visited. This image comes with a viewing warning.
Burnley Suicide Squad Await The Rovers Fans
May I suggest that you buy a copy of the BFC programme. It is edited by Alistair Campbell OOTB (Order of the Bathtub) and is a work of fiction. Instead of ‘Spot the Ball’ they have a competition called ‘Spot the WMD’ which no one has managed to win ever since Tony Blair was PM.
BFC Matchday Programme
I have a vested interest in the outcome as ‘our’ Carol has promised me a good workout if we win and extra lessons for every goal we win by. My prediction is a 3-1 win to Rovers followed by an exhausting night for BB.
Carol Prepares For BB’s Workout
Love n Kisses. Stay safe.
BB
I just hope that an 12:30 kick off will give time for us to pass through passport control.
In a change from tradition I have unilaterally decided that this preview will contain the very best of what our opposition has to offer. It will ‘paint’ the inhabitants of West Yorkshire and their fanatical supporters in a fair light. No nay never just a fair light……it will showcase the very best that Burnley has to offer.
First up we have Samuel Dingle, a well known local personality who is part of the advance guard of Burnley fans awaiting the arrival of their friends from Blackburn, Lancashire. Below is pictured Samuel waiting behind a wall to get first sight of the Rovers team coach so he can wave a welcome to JDT and the boys. The actual photograph was taken only last month as he was waiting for school play time - the image will be used as evidence in his up and coming County Court prosecution for loitering.
‘Uncle’ Sam Dingle Waiting With Sweets For The Rovers Team Coach Arrival
‘Uncle’ Sam Practises His Welcome Wave To Schoolgirls And Rovers Fans:
I often try and include a famous fan from our opposition benches. This time it is the the politician and author of fictional reports the Rt Honourable Alastair Campbell. Mr Campbell has spent a lot of time looking after his body after years of over indulging at Labour Party shindigs; he is into marathons, yoga and has recently had facial cosmetic surgery in Turkey.
Burnley Royalty - The Rt Hon Alistair Campbell
Burnley of course have new management and they have replaced Shane Dyke with Vincent Kompany, formerly of Man City. Vincent is making a good start with our nice neighbours and he is rapidly making a name for himself with the local ladies.
Vincent Kompany, The Present ‘Lord of the Turd’:
Vincent was asked if he wished to visit Burnley Miners Club to sample the local Benni n Hot and to meet some of the local girls.
Pippa Is Ecstatic At Vincents Entry
Vincent did not stay long at Burnley Miners. Even he was upset at the attitude of the local Yorkshire lasses who opened up a conversation with “May I have your autograph on my arse please, a quick shag in the changing room and I will promise to give you a good gumming”.
Beryl From Burnley Offers To Give Vincent A Gumming Good Time:
A warm welcome awaits the boys from Blackburn. I have been looking through the archives and have found an image of the welcoming party from the Burnley Suicide Squad the last time Rovers visited. This image comes with a viewing warning.
Burnley Suicide Squad Await The Rovers Fans
May I suggest that you buy a copy of the BFC programme. It is edited by Alistair Campbell OOTB (Order of the Bathtub) and is a work of fiction. Instead of ‘Spot the Ball’ they have a competition called ‘Spot the WMD’ which no one has managed to win ever since Tony Blair was PM.
BFC Matchday Programme
I have a vested interest in the outcome as ‘our’ Carol has promised me a good workout if we win and extra lessons for every goal we win by. My prediction is a 3-1 win to Rovers followed by an exhausting night for BB.
Carol Prepares For BB’s Workout
Love n Kisses. Stay safe.
BB
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