Barmitzvah Boy
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When the final whistle is blown at the Victoria Ground I will have only managed two Rovers games so far this season; last season at the same stage I had been to all the games played, sadly circumstances are such that I have been unable to attend many to date including the sorts of trips (Carlisle, Derby and Stoke) that I would rarely miss. I must say that our defence is a shambles and Raya still cannot kick a ball.......no change there then.
Stoke is World famous for only two things: toilets (the manufacture of bogs, bidets* and sinks etc); and the famous couple of Abbie Clancy and Peter ‘Thomas Crapper’ Crouch.
(* to assist our very own Abbey a bidet is what you piss in when your missus is occupying the toilet, it is also handy for washing out socks but you need to rinse the bowl out if you used it for a no1.....or indeed a number2).
They not only manufacture toilets, they also have the local sport of toilet seat throwing which btw is more popular than football in the Potteries, indeed Stoke have won more medals at bog seat chucking than they have playing hoofball.
I looked high and low for a photograph of the famous couple together, unfortunately the only photographs either has Crapper Crouch’s head cut off or Abbie was missing her feet. Instead I had no choice but to reproduce the following separate images showing Crapper Crouch in his best bib and tucker at the end of season dinner and one of Abbie (thank goodness not Abbey) in a state of undress:
Indeed the night of the end of season Club Dinner saw Crapper Crouch receiving his sh*test Stoke player of the season award; this was sadly left on his table rather than adorning the throne at his humble abode:
For those Rovers fans travelling down to Stoke may I recommend the Cemetery Inn, there is often a queue for a place at the table and the food is to die for, they also display some lovely plastic flowers. The cemetery is a novel place in that they supply a hinged seat that fits around your neck. May I strongly recommend that you chose one with a plastic wrapper with the words ‘Sanitised for your Protection’.
Enjoy the game. Stay safe and watch where you do your toilet.
Stoke is World famous for only two things: toilets (the manufacture of bogs, bidets* and sinks etc); and the famous couple of Abbie Clancy and Peter ‘Thomas Crapper’ Crouch.
(* to assist our very own Abbey a bidet is what you piss in when your missus is occupying the toilet, it is also handy for washing out socks but you need to rinse the bowl out if you used it for a no1.....or indeed a number2).
They not only manufacture toilets, they also have the local sport of toilet seat throwing which btw is more popular than football in the Potteries, indeed Stoke have won more medals at bog seat chucking than they have playing hoofball.
I looked high and low for a photograph of the famous couple together, unfortunately the only photographs either has Crapper Crouch’s head cut off or Abbie was missing her feet. Instead I had no choice but to reproduce the following separate images showing Crapper Crouch in his best bib and tucker at the end of season dinner and one of Abbie (thank goodness not Abbey) in a state of undress:
Indeed the night of the end of season Club Dinner saw Crapper Crouch receiving his sh*test Stoke player of the season award; this was sadly left on his table rather than adorning the throne at his humble abode:
For those Rovers fans travelling down to Stoke may I recommend the Cemetery Inn, there is often a queue for a place at the table and the food is to die for, they also display some lovely plastic flowers. The cemetery is a novel place in that they supply a hinged seat that fits around your neck. May I strongly recommend that you chose one with a plastic wrapper with the words ‘Sanitised for your Protection’.
Enjoy the game. Stay safe and watch where you do your toilet.
