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Drog

Administrator
Staff member
Think I'd rather be celibate than bother with that.
 
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ABBEY

Guest
I was reading the news to my wife and said, 'A woman from our town was on that bridge in Italy when it collapsed.'
'Genoa?', she said.
'No', I replied, 'But my mate Dave shagged her once.'
 
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ABBEY

Guest
A man's in taxi he sees his stop and taps the driver on the shoulder .
Suddenly the taxi driver screams and swerves into an oncoming bus , the car is wrecked but luckily both men are unscathed .
The former passenger says " why the fuck did you scream and swerve like that ?
The taxi driver replies " this is my first day in a taxi, I normally drive a hearse for the funeral directors.
 
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