Hahahaha I think your a nob lol
what da ya think pink hahaha
There's a saying...
Men who believe women should be in the kitchen .. have no idea what to do with them in the bedroom !!
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There's a saying...
Men who believe women should be in the kitchen .. have no idea what to do with them in the bedroom !!
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Quick on the draw there Pink !
Right I’m off to Asda , I mean right the wife’s off to Asda
Right I’m off to Asda , I mean right the wife’s off to Asda
LolQuick on the draw there Pink !
Right I’m off to Asda , I mean right the wife’s off to Asda
Similar from the 70's /80's. Not sure but I think might put this one down to Bernard Manning.....
Black fella goes into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman says "Crikey I've never seen one of those before. Where did you get it?" The Parrot says "In the Jungle, there's bloody millions of em"!
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I wouldn't bet on that haha
U must b an other clueless man then to think that lol lol...you would think tho that with years of watching porn you would no wot to do lol
Awww lol I'm sure u will get there 1 day drog
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You just know she is going to grow up and break some hearts"And that's magic!"
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Had a chortle at an old Manning joke tonight:
Ted Heath is showing Brezhnev round a factory in England.
Brezhnev, “what time do workers start?”
Heath, “about 8am”
Brezhnev, “in Russia workers start at 6am prompt. Any breaks?”
Heath, “oh yes,they’ll have a break around 10am”
Brezhnev, “in Russia, no breaks. How long for lunch?”
Heath, “an hour or so. Some lads like to have a bet, so perhaps an hour and a half”
Brezhnev, “in Russia, lunch is ten minutes, with a sandwich from the machine. What time do they finish?”
Heath, “about 4pm. They’ll want to get home to watch some kids tv”
Brezhnev, “in Russia workers finish at 10pm. 6am to 10pm each day”
Heath, “oh you won’t get any of these lads to do that”
Brezhnev, “why not?”
Heath, “they’re all communists”
Ted Heath is showing Brezhnev round a factory in England.
Brezhnev, “what time do workers start?”
Heath, “about 8am”
Brezhnev, “in Russia workers start at 6am prompt. Any breaks?”
Heath, “oh yes,they’ll have a break around 10am”
Brezhnev, “in Russia, no breaks. How long for lunch?”
Heath, “an hour or so. Some lads like to have a bet, so perhaps an hour and a half”
Brezhnev, “in Russia, lunch is ten minutes, with a sandwich from the machine. What time do they finish?”
Heath, “about 4pm. They’ll want to get home to watch some kids tv”
Brezhnev, “in Russia workers finish at 10pm. 6am to 10pm each day”
Heath, “oh you won’t get any of these lads to do that”
Brezhnev, “why not?”
Heath, “they’re all communists”