Jokes, Memes ,Cartoons & Funny Sh*t (NSFW)

[yoda]

Deliverance, he has his eye on the hog, squeal baby, squeal like a hog

Is that the Dingles away strip

 

[ABBEY]

Two women are standing on a bridge and one says to the other, "You know what? Men think they're always accurate and better than us. I want to pee off the bridge just like men do." So she goes to the side of the bridge and squats over the water and pulls down her pants and says, "You see that canoe down there, I'm going to pee on that canoe!" And the other women says, "Honey, that's not a canoe, that's your reflection...."

 

[Wilpshire Blue]

Three women work in an office and notice that their lady boss leaves early most days.
So, one day, they decide to leave early too.
Nobody will check on them, so why not?
The brunette decides to go shopping and has a great time.
The redhead goes early to the gym and enjoys it being so quiet.
The blonde goes home. She goes up to the bedroom and hears noises.
Looking through the bedroom door, she sees her husband having sex with her lady boss.
She runs out of the house in shock.
Next day at work, the brunette says "shall we leave early again today?"
"I'm up for it", says the redhead
"No way", says the blonde
"Yesterday I nearly got caught"

 

[ABBEY]

 

[ABBEY]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1045727730992640000

 

[yoda]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1045727730992640000

Looks like that could be a good test for some of ours

 

[Drog]

Bore more resemblance to Usain Bolt more than some unfortunate 3rd world cripple.

 

[ABBEY]

 

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[Pinkrover]

 

[Drog]

A blind fellow gets off at the wrong stop on the train and doesn`t realise he`s in Burnley. He finds a pub, gets a pint and says to the barmaid "Have you heard this Dingle joke?"
The barmaid says "Before you tell that joke, can I point out that i have a baseball bat behind the bar and am a Burnley supporter, the six fingered meathead on the bandit is a Burnley supporter, the two blokes in the poolroom shagging their sister are Burnley supporters with a record for violence. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
"Do I fuck" says the blind man, "I`m not explaining the punchline five times."

 

[ABBEY]

Ala akbaaaaaa

 

[Drog]

Shouldn't that be on the 'office view not too shabby' thread?

 

[Pinkrover]

 

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[Old Darwen Blue]

Oldie but goldie

 

[ABBEY]

Spoiler: WARNING: NSFW

 

[ABBEY]

haha