Old Darwen Blue
Prediction Champion 2021 & 2022
“If I hadn’t been a bit tubby” she says, wow.
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ABBEY
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? Nsfw is in the title !
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ABBEY
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Why remove it ?
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ABBEY
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Why tho ? Nowt wrong with it
Wilpshire Blue
Senior Member
I can see it if I click on the spoiler banner, wish I hadn't though 
yoda
Senior Member
Can you only buy the Sunday Sport after the 9pm watershed ?
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ABBEY
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Old Darwen Blue
Prediction Champion 2021 & 2022
Hmm some may consider this offensive. What about a picture of a fat bird?
A
ABBEY
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Fat pics not cool , blasphemy is cool.
#doublestandards
Go 4 it...might find Mowbrays brain somewere between the rolls!!!
davebirch
Senior Member
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the
parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to
make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.
However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words
while they waited:
"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard
here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first
person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set
and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He
had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an
affair with his boss's wife; had sex with his boss's 17-year old daughter on
numerous occasions; taken illegal drugs; had several homosexual affairs; was
arrested several times for public nudity and gave a STD to his
sister-in-law. I was appalled that one person could do so many awful
things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like
that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving
people."
Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of
apologies at being late.
He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:
"I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived, said the
politician. In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him
for confession."
parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to
make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.
However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words
while they waited:
"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard
here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first
person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set
and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He
had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an
affair with his boss's wife; had sex with his boss's 17-year old daughter on
numerous occasions; taken illegal drugs; had several homosexual affairs; was
arrested several times for public nudity and gave a STD to his
sister-in-law. I was appalled that one person could do so many awful
things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like
that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving
people."
Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of
apologies at being late.
He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:
"I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived, said the
politician. In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him
for confession."
Wilpshire Blue
Senior Member
A list of the top-voted jokes at this year's Edinburgh fringe.
Not overly impressed with the winning one, I actually think his sugar one-liner is better.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-49389208
Not overly impressed with the winning one, I actually think his sugar one-liner is better.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-49389208